Backyard Barbecue Enthusiast Gifts

Dangerous Griller

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

Ode to a Grill

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

A man is trying to use a barbecue. He is reading a magazine about how to BBQ.

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"That sure is one patriotic grill you got there, Herb."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!