Backyard Bbq Lover Gifts

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Filet minion

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Ode to a Grill

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"