Backyard Bbq Gifts

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

Burnt or Raw?

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'Propane ran out.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"