Backyard Bbq Party Gifts

Who wants theirs well done?

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Steak Ted?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Men's cooking'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

Barbecue

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'Propane ran out.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Barbecue Fetch

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

Genie Barbecue.

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."