Backyard Parties Gifts

'Propane ran out.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Beach Barbecue

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Canape?

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

Bird Bath.

Champagne

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

Living next door to area 51

"Don't you hate it when the dip falls into the chips?"

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

Who wants theirs well done?

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).