Garden Parties Gifts

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

'I hate these formal do's.'

'I don't want to see, smell, feel or taste a zucchini ever again.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Beach Barbecue

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Children's Party

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Champagne

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'Propane ran out.'

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Beer Garden Kit

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"Don't you hate it when the dip falls into the chips?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

String Quartet

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"