Garden Parties Gifts

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

'I hate these formal do's.'

'I don't want to see, smell, feel or taste a zucchini ever again.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Beach Barbecue

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Canape?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Children's Party

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Champagne

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

'Propane ran out.'

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Beer Garden Kit

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"Don't you hate it when the dip falls into the chips?"

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

String Quartet

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!