Garden Party Goer Gifts

Champagne

"He'll spend hours at a time out there, just gazing at the bird table."

'Can I have my pie back?...'

String Quartet

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Leo McKern

Christmas sweater alternatives

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Aperitif?"

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."