Garden Party Goer Pillows

Champagne

"He'll spend hours at a time out there, just gazing at the bird table."

'Can I have my pie back?...'

String Quartet

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Canape?

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Carioca

Redhead

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Aperitif?"