Garden Party Enthusiast Pillows

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

'You're sure to have a good time. There are people here who haven't heard your jokes.'

"Today I'm fifty--- the old halfway point."

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

Garden Party

Cocktails on the verandah.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Canape?

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Lawnmower

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Ecology

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Champagne

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"