Garden Party Host Pillows

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Higgins, gardening is pretty simple. The roses love champagne, the rhododendrons prefer gin tonic, the birch trees are crazy for single malt and the lawn could kill for a good chardonnay.'

Wine Lady

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Canape?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Mini Bar

An angry barbecue.

Champagne

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'He's been shot!'

Beer Garden Kit

A Good Year.

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'Stick the oven on dear, I picked something up on the way home.'

Please Leave by 9

String Quartet

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'