Attending Garden Parties Pillows

Champagne

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wine Lady

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Beach Barbecue

Join me in a Martini?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Canape?

Party time.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Barbecue

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'Propane ran out.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."