Attending Garden Parties T-Shirts

Champagne

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Wine Lady

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Beach Barbecue

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Join me in a Martini?

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Party time.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Barbecue

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'Propane ran out.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"