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'Bummer - the tide's gone out.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Frosting the Snowman

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"