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'Bummer - the tide's gone out.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

We'll have Manhattans...

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Canape?

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"