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'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Dog in Daisys

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Canape?

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Tree Passion

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Gardening#2

Giant slug attacks a city

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'