Garden Party Host Gifts

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Higgins, gardening is pretty simple. The roses love champagne, the rhododendrons prefer gin tonic, the birch trees are crazy for single malt and the lawn could kill for a good chardonnay.'

Wine Lady

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

An angry barbecue.

Mini Bar

Champagne

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

'He's been shot!'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Beer Garden Kit

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Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

String Quartet

'Stick the oven on dear, I picked something up on the way home.'

A Good Year.

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'