Garden Party Devotee Gifts

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Champagne

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

String Quartet

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

House Plant Party

'Higgins, gardening is pretty simple. The roses love champagne, the rhododendrons prefer gin tonic, the birch trees are crazy for single malt and the lawn could kill for a good chardonnay.'

Even garden plants like to visit.

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

Lobster hot tub.

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

Caveman invents the wheel and uses it as a table.

'There must be an elephant in the room.'

Garden Party

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

Happy Fourth of July!