Garden Party Hosts Gifts

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

An angry barbecue.

Champagne

'Propane ran out.'

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Beer Garden Kit

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

String Quartet

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

House Plant Party

'Higgins, gardening is pretty simple. The roses love champagne, the rhododendrons prefer gin tonic, the birch trees are crazy for single malt and the lawn could kill for a good chardonnay.'

Even garden plants like to visit.

"Not another flippin' party?"

One year of planning, planting and weeding! The garden it at its peak! It's time to let others enjoy it. Would you please deliver these invitations to my neighbors? Umm

"He likes his bones smoked."

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Five Gold Rings