Garden Party Gifts

'Holland House- A Garden Party'

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Canape?

Garden Party

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"People's own strawberries are so much more meaningful."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"Always love having you at my shindigs, Greg!"

House Plant Party

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Face painting by numbers.

Children's Party

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Champagne

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'