Backyard Bbq Party Prints

Who wants theirs well done?

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Steak Ted?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Men's cooking'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Barbecue

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'Propane ran out.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

Barbecue Fetch

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

Genie Barbecue.

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!