Bbq Party Prints

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'Okay, Joy!. . . But I can only multitask one thing at a time!'

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'You need professional help Donald.'

'Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Beach Barbecue

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Ode to a Grill

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Men's cooking'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"