Bbq Parties Gifts

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Beach Barbecue

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Burnt or Raw?

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Men's cooking'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

Barbecue

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

An angry barbecue.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'Propane ran out.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'