Barbecue Gatherings Gifts

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"So...what's a nice grill like you doing in a place like this?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Steak Ted?'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Beach Barbecue

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Aprons

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Men's cooking'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"What about the five that fell through?"

Barbecue

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"