Barbecue Gatherings Gifts

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"So...what's a nice grill like you doing in a place like this?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Steak Ted?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

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"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

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'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Men's cooking'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

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