Barbecue Lover Gifts

"Okay, have I got this right? Three weeks ago your husband accepted an invitation to a barbecue and you haven't seen him since?"

'When I said I wanted to go out to eat, I meant farther out.'

Serving Ribs.

'Are we having barbeque for lunch or is here another fire?'

"In my opinion, nothing promotes family harmony like caller I.D."

'That's weird, do you smell barbecue sauce, Sarah'

"Uh oh, is that a spit roaster the farmer is putting together?"

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

Living off the griddle

"I love the Fourth of July! It's a great time for family!"

Abe lost his beautiful wife & kids, his home, his job and his dignity. All because of one little fart on the way home from The Rib Shack.

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

'O.K. They're done, throw another mobile phone on.'

King Henry VIII Barbeque: 'Come 'N' Get it!'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Dunthorpe Dining Club - In case of fire, break glass (inside glass is 100 barbeque recipes).

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Abundance of Caution

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?