Bakery Fan Gifts

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Ducks on Trucks

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Desert Island BBQ

'More bubbles!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Important Food Groups

Hamlet

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Non-Humble Pie.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"I'm a monster."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Cake Walk.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

Baker

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

Placier.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Cow Cow Plops.

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

Global warming finally hits home. . .