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"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Picking pastries.

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"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

A dog at the bakery.

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Now how did she know?"

A Bun in the Oven.

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."

Baker

Placier.

Hot Cross Bun

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

Bakery - say it with flour.

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'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'