Bakery Appreciator Gifts

Any time is cake o'clock

Picking pastries.

Important Food Groups

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

A dog at the bakery.

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."

Damaged goods & lawyer's torts 50 off.

Baker

Placier.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Hot Cross Bun

Bakery - say it with flour.

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

Nature is not perfect

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

'You want a piece of me?'