Bakery Enthusiast Gifts

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

Hot Cross Buns/Tired and Emotional Buns

Parisian man eating pastries

'You want a piece of me?'

Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Robert's cannabis doughnuts were a best seller!

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Domestic Goddess.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Picking pastries.

Tension filled the tent.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Important Food Groups

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Cake Friday!

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'It's all homemade.'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'