Bacon Fan Gifts

Hamlet

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Desert Island BBQ

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."