Bacon Aficionados Gifts

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Hamlet

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Next time you want me to swallow a camera, just wrap it in bacon!"

"Do not eat from the Vine of Bacon, for thought it is delicious, it will clog your arteries."