Bacon Aficionado Gifts

"Sure I can cure you, but a word of warning, that will only make you twice as tasty."

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

The perfect redneck xmas gift.

Bacon Lover

Friared eggs and bacon for breakfast I see!

'Well, doc... 6 months ago, one of my 4896 pigs swallowed an Euro. Since then, I've tried to get it back!'

Pets: Bring home the bacon.

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon will cure it?"

"It's kind of disturbing: the farmer seems to be obsessed by how big my thighs are..."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Hamlet

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."