Bbq Fan Pillows

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

Desert Island BBQ

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Ode to a Grill

Hamlet

"Tunnel of love"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"I'm a monster."

ATM withdrawal

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I think our way is more elegant!"