Biscuit Fan Gifts

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Apple Pie Abduction

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Hamlet

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I'm a monster."

The Brazilian Blow dry

Flan-eating bacteria

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."