Biscuit Fans Gifts

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Building a gingerbread house

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Cake Walk.

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

A complimentary biscuit

The price or the biscuits?

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"Wow, these are good!"

'Crumbs everywhere!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

The Price or the Biscuits?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

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