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'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Building a gingerbread house

Making healthy eating bearable.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Cake Walk.

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

The price or the biscuits?

A complimentary biscuit

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

"Wow, these are good!"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'The price or the biscuits?'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'