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Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Chocolate patch'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'Did you offer the young man a biscuit Mildred...'

"In for a penny, in for a pound."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Tension filled the tent.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Cake Friday!

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'It's all homemade.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

The price or the biscuits?

"Wow, these are good!"

Self Raising Flour

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

A complimentary biscuit

Charity Shop Income on Rise

Toast kidnapper.

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine