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"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Cake Free Zone

His Her Cakes

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Trail mix?"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Baking

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."