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Counting ribs

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

His Her Cakes

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Too much cilantro

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Cake Free Zone

Our visit to the flan factory.

A Day In The Kitchen

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Baking

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

Cupcake Excitement Scale

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie