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Parisian man eating pastries

Deicing on the cake.

"I adore it. It's so near Schrafft's."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffing into a delicious cupcake."

'Bon Bons Away!'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Bermuda Triangles

"Ninja bread men"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Pastries and Candy

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Cake Free Zone

His Her Cakes

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Cake Friday!

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Chocolate Shop

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"