Confectionery Connoisseur Mugs

Parisian man eating pastries

Deicing on the cake.

"I adore it. It's so near Schrafft's."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffing into a delicious cupcake."

'Bon Bons Away!'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Bermuda Triangles

"Ninja bread men"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Pastries and Candy

His Her Cakes

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Cake Free Zone

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Chocolate Shop

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Baking

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Cake Friday!

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale