Confectionary Connoisseur Mugs

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Trail mix?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

His Her Cakes

Chocolate Shop

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Baking

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"