Connoisseur Of Confections Mugs

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

His Her Cakes

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

"Trail mix?"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

The dark side of Halloween.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Mayo-A-Mayo

Bubble Gum Dispenser