Connoisseur Of Confections Prints

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Trail mix?"

Cake Free Zone

Our visit to the flan factory.

Pastries and Candy

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

His Her Cakes

Cake Friday!

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Chocolate Shop

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Baking

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The dark side of Halloween.

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."