Confectionary Connoisseur Prints

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

His Her Cakes

Cake Free Zone

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Pastries and Candy

"Trail mix?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Baking

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Chocolate Shop

Cake Friday!

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."