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"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

'Perhaps you'd prefer to come back another time, sir.'

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.

"1964, reaching into the cookie jar, your mother confronts you. You lie. Tell us, sir, why the jury should believe you now.?"

'Milk and cookies, milk and cookies...How much longer till I get to Bordeaux?'

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"You said I could have one cookie before dinner."

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

"Maybe you should call Grandma for technical support."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

Kid to Mom: 'Do you know what would be even better than these cookies? More cookies.'

'Before a person can go on a diet, a person has to get rid of all this temptation.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'

"Nap? I'll nap when I'm thirty."

"Your mother must have a hidden agenda, the way she gave you those extra cookies."

"I would share my cookies, but I'm afraid I'll set up a cycle of dependency."

Little Grannies Homebaked Cookies.

Boy get cookies while dog gets treats.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

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Gender neutral gingerbread cookies.

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm sorry I didn't have any chocolate chips, pretend the raisins are shrunken heads.'

"My activity tracker is programmed to understand the need for cookie breaks."

"Grandma's pretty computer savvy. She gives us cookies, then tracks us by following the crumbs."

"Is this a trick question?"