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"Without cookie, me just monster."

'Basically, what you're saying is I get a box of chocolate chip cookies and the sixth grade class gets a field trip to Tuscany?'

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,

'Somehow, Jeffrey McCoy got hold of a medical alert bracelet that says 'requires daily cookie'.'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Miracle Mom #5,293

"In accordance with the by-laws of this corporation, you get all the milk you want but only two cookies each."

'The question isn't, 'Why did I take these cookies?'. . .question is, 'Why did I feel compelled to take the cookies'?'

'Don't stare at his icing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

'Yes, you're one tough cookie. But we have ways of making you talk.'

'Being the royal food taster doesn't mean you always get to lick the filling from the cookies.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"Forget about me, kid. I'm going to die in this joint… start a new life." "Cookie…."

"I'm sick of hearing how the cookie crumbles."

Angry Santa Letter

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'Surgeon General's warning on junk food! Lighten up a little!'

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'm not taking cookies, I'm practicing my counting."

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Hi, we're collecting chocolate-chip cookies for our needy stomachs.'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Wise Guy Cookies

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Forget re-organising the 5-year fiscal plan! Someone needs to re-order the cookies."

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"