Cookie Enthusiast Pillows

"Without cookie, me just monster."

'Basically, what you're saying is I get a box of chocolate chip cookies and the sixth grade class gets a field trip to Tuscany?'

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,

'Somehow, Jeffrey McCoy got hold of a medical alert bracelet that says 'requires daily cookie'.'

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"In accordance with the by-laws of this corporation, you get all the milk you want but only two cookies each."

'Being the royal food taster doesn't mean you always get to lick the filling from the cookies.'

'The question isn't, 'Why did I take these cookies?'. . .question is, 'Why did I feel compelled to take the cookies'?'

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

Miracle Mom #5,293

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'Don't stare at his icing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Yes, you're one tough cookie. But we have ways of making you talk.'

"Forget re-organising the 5-year fiscal plan! Someone needs to re-order the cookies."

'Surgeon General's warning on junk food! Lighten up a little!'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Wise Guy Cookies

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

"I'm not taking cookies, I'm practicing my counting."

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

Angry Santa Letter

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'm sick of hearing how the cookie crumbles."

"Forget about me, kid. I'm going to die in this joint… start a new life." "Cookie…."

'Hi, we're collecting chocolate-chip cookies for our needy stomachs.'