Cookie Lovers Pillows

'I'm afraid I can't find anything that matches your current salary of sixty million cookies, and twenty thousand gallons of milk.'

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'We really don't mind as long as it's got no fingers and no toes'

Santa School.

"I'm going to my seniors' computer group meeting. We play bingo, share coffee and cookies, then break into groups and talk."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Lesbian civil partnership.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."