Cookie Aficionado Pillows

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

"Girl scout liquers?"

'C'mon, do you want a piece of me?'

'You're lookin' at $150 for speeding, or you can buy two cases of cookies from my daughter and drive away clean.'

Santa: 'Will Work for Milk and Cookies.'

'No, mine just make toys -- you must be thinking of the Keebler elves.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Diner.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Too much sugar."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Bubble gum leaves

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."