Cookie Aficionado Gifts

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

"Girl scout liquers?"

'C'mon, do you want a piece of me?'

'No, mine just make toys -- you must be thinking of the Keebler elves.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Diner.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Too much sugar."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Bubble gum leaves

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."