Cookie Aficionados Gifts

'Is it because I'm ginger?'

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Baking

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Roadkill cookies"

Cookie Surveillance

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."